NuReal

Low key or Loki?

Abra Nihil

MAYbe
someDAY!

Was Eliot just starting at the top of alphabet when maligning the month of April, or was he proto Tea Party in the bargain?

Amazombie. Now I’ve said it, cannot be retracted –or redacted. Now about

Spring is no time to come unsprung. Rinse, recoil, repeat!

Devil is in the details. Can one believe in the devil, while irresolute on God? Of course that would only be playing into His [subscript His] hands.

When February is summer in the northern hemisphere, prepare for Cthulhuesque nightmares astride the Earth

Take any road to Damacus. Beware and well-met to any along the way. Appalled at the terror of your days and nights: be Pauled, and yes—be that way.

Times like these who can tell what is news-real and what is Onion satire?